Caption Contest #5 (August, 2010)

[Metropolis Man]

Caption Contest #5 (August 2010)

Calling all witty writers! Bring your best one-liners and step up to the mic for another edition of our ongoing Caption Contest. Rules are as follows:

Caption Phase: Everyone (including staff) is allowed ONE caption during Caption Phase (approximately two weeks). Captions must be 50 words or less. You're forbidden to make any additional posts in this thread during Caption Phase. If you don't understand something, send a PM. Remember to use proper grammar and punctuation. Something won't be very funny if there are typos in it.

Favorites Phase: After about two weeks staff will close Caption Phase and open Favorites Phase with a new poll. Favorites Phase will last an additional two weeks. During Favorites Phase you can participate in the poll and choose your favorite 3 captions. You are not allowed to vote on your own caption.

After Favorites Phase is complete, staff will close the contest, and based on the poll results, a winner will be announced.

Have fun!

Here is the photo for Caption Contest #5 —


Photo by Pam Marsden

Winning Caption by bshag: "Tell me that frog didn't just fart...ewww, that's disgusting!"

[Storyteller]

I spent days raising my fishing skill, 1500 simoleons for a trip to France, and hours walking across the countryside...for THIS?  Ugh.  Next time, I'll just order frog legs at the Bistro...

[LaB]

I'd rather be single for my life, than to kiss this for prince charming. Yuk

[Schipperke]

Geoffrey laughed at her when she asked him to leave Nancy so they could be together.  He laughed at her when she told him she came from a long line of witches.  He laughed at her when she threatened to turn him into a frog.  Geoffrey now realized he'd made a mistake.

[Castastic]

Hm, I'm wondering if this thing will fit inside the bar-shaped fishbowl above my head. I'd rather not keep it in my pocket, ick!

[Metropolis Man]

"At Champs Les Sims Parks and Rec, we're committed to offering a wide variety of recreational oppor-"

"CUT!!! STOP TAPE!!!"
"That frog attacked her!"
"Run! Run!"
"It's hopping at us too fast!"
"Help me! I can't outrun it! Owwwwwww!"

[templesmom]

"Skinny legs! I've got skinny legs!"

[NeoFelis]

"That's not a frog. This is a frog."

[pallyndrome]

Ok, now I'll just pop this into my cauldron to make a potion for-oh! I forgot - EA hasn't added a witch expansion yet. Now what am I going to do?  taps toe impatiently

[malteser60]

Oh mon dieu! Ze things I do for love!

[TollingBells]

"You're no prince, but you'll do."

[bshag]

"Tell me that frog didn't just fart...ewww, that's disgusting!"

[Archer0]

"I wonder if this thing could win a toddler race?"

[Ogamaga]

"Time to find a new home Kermit, my kids have Froggy-Phobia."

[samoht04]

Woman: "Awwww look at that cute little froggy!"
Frog: "Ribbet"
Woman: "How are you mister froggy?"
Frog: "Ribbet"
Woman: "Good, Good"
Man Nearby: "Yes Hospital? Send an Ambulance or a Ghostbuster! Theres a crazy woman talking to a Frog..."
-Distant Sirens-

[Lilygirl]

Now, according to the storybook ..... yup I think I'll just kiss .. here?
Ok, that's not it. Maybe .. here? Nope.

Are there instructions on this thing??

[Swede1992]

Well, I may not be such a great fish-connaisseur, but this is the finest pike I've ever seen!

[LlamaMama]

"What, no crown? Back he goes!"

[Saltypaws]

Ok, let me get this straight.  You want me to cut his little legs off, dredge them in flour and put them in hot oil.  Woman whispers to frog, "hop away little frog, hop away very fast".

[RunAmokSims]

One down, twenty nine to go. I can't believe I told my biology students I would bring enough for everyone.

[mtglady]

"Hmmmm - definitely not frog legs but frog fricassee maybe?"

[filipepatriani]

"Tonight I'll have french frog with chicken legs. Isn't that fancy?"

[AriaGirl77]

You want me to make a soup out of THIS?  No thanks!  If that's what I have to do to pass culinary school I think I'll pass!