Registered Members with at Least 50 Posts do not see this ad.

Author Topic: Caption Contest #6 (September, 2010)  (Read 1681 times)

Online Metropolis Man

  • Tournament/Dynasty Coordinator
  • Administrator
  • Legendary Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6537
Caption Contest #6 (September, 2010)
« on: September 01, 2010, 10:31:17 AM »
Caption Contest #6 (September 2010)

Calling all witty writers! Bring your best one-liners and step up to the mic for another edition of our ongoing Caption Contest. Rules are as follows:

Caption Phase: Everyone (including staff) is allowed ONE caption during Caption Phase (approximately two weeks). Captions must be 50 words or less. You're forbidden to make any additional posts in this thread during Caption Phase. If you don't understand something, send a PM. Remember to use proper grammar and punctuation. Something won't be very funny if there are typos in it.

Favorites Phase: After about two weeks staff will close Caption Phase and open Favorites Phase with a new poll. Favorites Phase will last an additional two weeks. During Favorites Phase you can participate in the poll and choose your favorite 3 captions. You are not allowed to vote on your own caption.

After Favorites Phase is complete, staff will close the contest, and based on the poll results, a winner will be announced.

Have fun!

Here is the photo for Caption Contest #6 —



Winning caption by DeNile — "I can't believe...that after all that... I still didn't knock your socks off!"

Offline Saltypaws

  • Global Moderator
  • Legendary Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3410
  • Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Re: Caption Contest #6 (September, 2010)
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2010, 11:32:29 AM »
Wow, when you said we were going out with a bang, you weren't kiddin!!!  I am smokin over you.
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Read forum rules
The Redhouse Saga
The Colour Dynasty Returns

Online Metropolis Man

  • Tournament/Dynasty Coordinator
  • Administrator
  • Legendary Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6537
Re: Caption Contest #6 (September, 2010)
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2010, 12:00:22 PM »
“Ummm...Dawn...would you...errr...like to...purplish-red heart with eyes popping out?”
“Absolutely. Right after I shower. And it’s Sarah.”

Offline samoht04

  • Building Contest Coordinator
  • Legendary Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6837
    • Ravensgate Legacy Official Website
Re: Caption Contest #6 (September, 2010)
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2010, 12:05:47 PM »
"Is it hot in here or is it me, babe?"
"No it's me..." *extinguishes flame*


Offline DeNile

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 395
Re: Caption Contest #6 (September, 2010)
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2010, 01:32:26 PM »
"I can't believe...that after all that... I still didn't knock your socks off!"
I would like to apologize for my extended leave of absence. If you would like to know why I have been missing, please PM me, I would be happy to tell you, though I wish it to not go totally public. I'm glad to be back, as I love the forum, and will be returning to story writing soon enough.

Offline tiff_jewels

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 66
Re: Caption Contest #6 (September, 2010)
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2010, 02:28:35 PM »
I love your new tattoo!

Offline Swede1992

  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 1430
Re: Caption Contest #6 (September, 2010)
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2010, 05:01:20 PM »
This gives The Sims: Hot Date a whole new meaning!
Manbearpig simply wants to get you. I'm super cereal. - Al Gore :)
There is no absolute truth, but the Forum Rules still come pretty close. Pay them a visit.

Offline AriaGirl77

  • Global Moderator
  • Legendary Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1367
Re: Caption Contest #6 (September, 2010)
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2010, 05:07:26 PM »
"Baby, you light up my life...  No really!  I'm not just saying that!"

Offline Balkor

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 29
Re: Caption Contest #6 (September, 2010)
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2010, 08:00:58 AM »
"Despite how much I love you, you could have at least showered after cleaning the chimney"

Offline Storyteller

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 69
  • Life is a story. How you tell it matters.
Re: Caption Contest #6 (September, 2010)
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2010, 01:01:06 PM »
"Sean, it was so sweet of you to take me in after my house burned down.  How can I ever repay you?"
"Don't worry, angel.  I'm sure I'll think of something."  eyes her lecherously

Offline Naga

  • Top Secret
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 738
  • I herd yu laik mudkeipz?
Re: Caption Contest #6 (September, 2010)
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2010, 05:59:35 PM »
Don't tell me that didn't put your fire out!

Offline TollingBells

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 401
Re: Caption Contest #6 (September, 2010)
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2010, 01:27:18 AM »
That's hot-Literally.
You don't have to feel like a waste of space
You're original, cannot be replaced
If you only knew, what the future holds
After a hurricane comes a rainbow

-Katy Perry, Fireworks

Offline LaB

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 90
Re: Caption Contest #6 (September, 2010)
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2010, 02:35:31 AM »
To show how much I love you I've swam the ocean, climbed mountains, and walked through fire.