The JeffGuy Dynasty

[JeffGuy]

I've been reading through everyone work and I was like, "Hey, Why don't I just make the cut and start a Dynasty?" and my little guardian angel whispered: "That's a grate idea!" while my little devil on my left whispered: "Huh! Why don't we just go watch Shutter Island?" but I made a compromise and I managed to get started.
I WILL ADD PICTURES SOON!

Chapter I

Meet Mr. Cesar JeffGuy (What? That was the compromise with the little devil!) He's moved into 15 Summerhill CT, and he's looking smart.
His traits consist of: Hopeless Romantic, Natural Cook, Workaholic, Family-Oriented and Green Thumb. His LTW is to be a Gourmet Chef, so that's the career he'll be pursing.
I decided not to sign him up for the Cooker's Life just yet, because he's got sufficient funds even though he already has a double bed, a fridge, two counters a shower and a toilet. The first thing I decided to do was find him six acquaintances to become best friends with. Easy. The Six richest people in town.
The Landgrabbs and the Altos.
So he spent the next three days befriending them, and working on his cooking skill.
By the end of week 1 he'd befriend all six of them, and he'd got his cooking skill to Lvl. 4
That's one box ticked off!
Now, to see about that spouse......

[Metropolis Man]

The first thing I decided to do was find him six acquaintances to become best friends with. Easy. The Six richest people in town.
The Landgrabbs and the Altos.
So he spent the next three days befriending them, and working on his cooking skill.
By the end of week 1 he'd befriend all six of them, and he'd got his cooking skill to Lvl. 4
That's one box ticked off!

Good work, Jeff. Just don't forget about them or by the time Cesar needs to eat his Ambrosia you'll have the rude awakening of not having 6 Best Friends. I look forward to reading more.

[JeffGuy]

Good work, Jeff. Just don't forget about them or by the time Cesar needs to eat his Ambrosia you'll have the rude awakening of not having 6 Best Friends. I look forward to reading more.

Will do, Metro.
Thanks.

[Anushka]

Risking to sound like a mother I'll tell you to be carefull whom you choose to be your friend
Seriously, many will die until your founder reach his elder age, I just had that problem losing Vita Alto, Molly French and both Langerak's And almost everyone in town are elders, so don't' bother too much about them now since you can get best friend in a half day or even faster with some LTR

[Metropolis Man]

A very good tip, Anushka.

@Jeff, in my own Dynasty Recipe specifically targeted children and teens for his BF requirement.

[samoht04]

Is Cesar named after Julius Caesar? My founder has umm no friends so your ahead of me, in that sense!  There is one thing about befriending children, just imagine this scenario:

Stranger: Why hello there little girl!
Girl: My mum said not to talk to strangers.
Stranger: I want to be BFF's!
Girl: *backs off*
 

[Joria]

LOL, samoht.  I kind of had that feeling too but decided, what the heck, I know I'm no stalker so went ahead and befriended one little girl.  She turned out to be HORRIBLE when she became a YA but was still my BFF so who cares.  lol

Good start, JeffGuy!  Can't wait to see your handsome new dude.

[Saltypaws]

Good start Jeffguy and you are ahead of me in friends too.  I guess I need to get out more, lol.  Looking forward to reading more.

[Pam]

Even best friends in China grow old and die before it's time to eat Ambrosia.  My plan on that backfired nicely!

Good luck, JeffGuy. 

[JeffGuy]

Due to popular polytheism...WOW, WOW, WOW, Back up! Little Devil Jeff, here! You say Polytheism? It's not Polytheism, yo, it ain't, hey, wait, what? You aren't going to squish me with that are you!? AHHHHHHHHHHHH! SPLAT

Hey what's up you guys.

So......

THE JEFFGUY DYNASTY!

Due to popular demand, I should be befriending children, not adults. Thanks for the advice!
But, I'm going to be more subtle, and instead of walking into the library and finding little Oliver Stone and say "Yo, man, you wanna come over to my place and watch Avatar?"
I'm going to take a different approach.

Chapter II

Cesar was scrolling through his e-mail in the library when he came upon an e-mail from an anonymous yet friendly sender. -Hey Jeff- and the e-mail read as following:

DUE TO UNEXPLAINABLE EVENTS, YOU SHALL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO SOCIALIZE WITH YOUR SIX FRIENDS, YOU MUST NOW GO AROUND BEFRIENDING SIX BABIES, SO THEY DO NOT DIE OUT BY THE TIME YOU EAT THE NECTER OF THE GODS,


So Cesar decided to give it a shot. He hopped in a Taxi and headed over to the park....why? Don't know. So he headed home after eating some cake that seemed to stir his stomach a bit....to much Flamefruit?
The next morning, the newspaper arrived and.....WHAT LUCK!
Claire Urisine had given birth to triplets named, Sally, Jay, and Ricky.
So, into a cab and down to the seaside!
He strolled in, and suddenly realized he had a long, long, long day ahead of him. He first befriended Claire, and asked to go inside. She accepted, provided he gave her the Spa Coupon for a seven-day massage at the Sharma Day Spa. Deal.
Look's like the kids won't be seeing their mum any time soon.
But, now Cesar, on to chapter 3!

Chapter III

Cesar stepped into the house and his first impression was: There's a manly air in here.
He walked over to the stairs and made his way to the top level.
And sure enough, enjoying a lovely afternoon when their mum was out,....next to an overflowing toilet?
I'm not kidding, the Urisine clan's toilet was fill to the brim, and giving the triplets a shower that they really didn't need.
Cesar acted immediately and rescued the poor babes. UH, Onions!  
For the next six hours until three, he played with the babies, and changed the diapers, and snuggled the babies, and played with the babies, and changed the diapers and snuggled with the babies, and..., well you get the idea.
Then suddenly there was a loud booming and......

FIND OUT IN CHAPTER IV

[JeffGuy]

Is Cesar named after Julius Caesar?

Yes, quite. That's why I'm using Roman Numerals. But it is meant to be spelled incorrectly.

ALL ROADS LEAD TO ROME = ALL CHALLENGES LEAD TO METRO!  

My founder has umm no friends so your ahead of me, in that sense!   There is one thing about befriending children, just imagine this scenario:


Stranger: Why hello there little girl!
Girl: My mum said not to talk to strangers.
Stranger: I want to be BFF's!
Girl: *backs off*
 

LOL, totally samoht04.
Or even better:

Stranger: Why hello there, you beautiful little thing.
Child: Mummy said not to talk to strangers.
Stranger: But I want to be friends.
Child: GRANNY! HE'S BWEING MWNEAN TO ME!

Granny comes rushing towards them, brandishing pepper spray (extra-strong) and handbag...is there a cat in there?

Granny: Hiya! Leave my little leapchcun alone!
HIYA!
YAH!
WATCHA!
WA!
HIYA!
Stranger: Uhhhhhh.....
Granny: Serves you right. HIYA! (To Grandaughter) Now deary, would you like some cookies?

[Metropolis Man]

ALL ROADS LEAD TO ROME = ALL CHALLENGES LEAD TO METRO!  

Correct, Plebian. Now please bring me my slippers and attend to my writing needs as I dictate my next speech.

[JeffGuy]

Correct, Plebian. Now please bring me my slippers and attend to my writing needs as I dictate my next speech.

Yes your lordship, I am ready.
Please recite your speech.

(WHACH!)

Oww.......

[Metropolis Man]

   

Keep up the good work on the story, Jeff. Us Mans need to stick together.

[JeffGuy]

 

Keep up the good work on the story, Jeff. Us Mans need to stick together.

Yes, to be precise: Mans to stick together need us. Umm....sorry. I'm reading Tintin.....Thompson and Tomson.
YES!
US MANS NEED TO STICK TOGETHER!
 

[JeffGuy]

While I was closing down my game, a meteore destroyed my dynasty.
I reopened, and my dynasty game had vanished.

I am sorry Metro Ceaser, I have failed you.




I might start a new Dynasty, I don't think I will. I might.

(P.S. Did I spell Ceaser right, I don't think I did)

[Metropolis Man]

While I was closing down my game, a meteore destroyed my dynasty.
I reopened, and my dynasty game had vanished.

I am sorry Metro Ceaser, I have failed you.




I might start a new Dynasty, I don't think I will. I might.

(P.S. Did I spell Ceaser right, I don't think I did)

Sorry to hear about that Jeff. Meteors have become public enemy #1 lately. I hope you'll do another effort down the road.

Ceasar Metro

"Centurian Pam, please take Jeff away for misspelling my name."

[JeffGuy]

Sorry to hear about that Jeff. Meteors have become public enemy #1 lately. I hope you'll do another effort down the road.

Ceasar Metro

"Centurian Pam, please take Jeff away for misspelling my name."

NO, my lord, please, PLEASE!

I will start a new dynasty I think. No, I will definitely start a new one.

Cheers,

The JeffGuy Dynasty

[The Illuminator]

The senate does not accept Caesar's cruel punishment. Doing a second legacy is not civilised and is frowned upon.  Instead they punish JeffGuy for ruining his Dynasty by making him feed grapes to senator Illluminatus Maior for 2 years.

Senatus dixit

Senatus Fori Simis Tertii

[JeffGuy]

Κανένας εκατόνταρχος Luminator!
Το μετρό βασιλιάδων πρέπει να αποφασίσει!


Ψου ωιλλ νεϖερ υνδερστανδ ηοω ιμπορταντ οφ ψουρ λανγυγε, Ι ωιλλ νεϖερ σερϖε ψου γραπεσ! Σο τηερε!

[Metropolis Man]

(Buzzer sound). Jeff, please keep it to English. Thanks, bud.

[Joria]

OMG!  First Latin then Greek!  Too funny.

[JeffGuy]

(Buzzer sound). Jeff, please keep it to English. Thanks, bud.

Will do.
Sorry, couldn't help myself.
I started taking Greek In High School, and I'm taking advanced Greek here in University.
 

[Metropolis Man]

No problem. If you want to throw in some Greek sometimes, fine. Just put a dividing line underneath and the English translation for players like me who are going to throw their arms up and say, "This is all Greek to me."

[JeffGuy]

No problem. If you want to throw in some Greek sometimes, fine. Just put a dividing line underneath and the English translation for players like me who are going to throw their arms up and say, "This is all Greek to me."

Metro!  Your play on words is starting to get me down. Just joking, of course.


ι ωιλλ δο ιτ, βυτ ονλψ ιφ ψου ρεμοϖε τηε ιλλυμινατορ σο ι χαν ηαϖε ρολε οφ Μαηορ.
ϑυστ ϑοκινγ. Ανψωαψ...
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I will do it, but only if you remove The Illuminator from role of Major so I can be Major.
Just joking. Anyway…….