Caption Contest #3 (June 2010)

[Metropolis Man]

Caption Contest #3 (June 2010)

Calling all witty writers! Bring your best one-liners and step up to the mic for another edition of our ongoing Caption Contest. Rules are as follows:

Caption Phase: Everyone (including staff) is allowed ONE caption during Caption Phase (approximately two weeks). Captions must be 50 words or less. You're forbidden to make any additional posts in this thread during Caption Phase. If you don't understand something, send a PM. Remember to use proper grammar and punctuation. Something won't be very funny if there are typos in it.

Favorites Phase: After about two weeks staff will close Caption Phase and open Favorites Phase with a new poll. Favorites Phase will last an additional two weeks. During Favorites Phase you can participate in the poll and choose your favorite 3 captions. You are not allowed to vote on your own caption.

After Favorites Phase is complete, staff will close the contest, and based on the poll results, a winner will be announced.

Have fun!

Here is the photo for Caption Contest #3 —


Photo by Pam Marsden

[The Illuminator]

Huh! What do you mean with: Help an alien! You ********! Have you never seen somebody with a leg prothesis made of latex?!

[templesmom]

"Lets see if Michael Jackson is playing. I feel in the mood to moonwalk."

[samoht04]

Okay Time for some Exercise! I need some... Hey Can I smell some scrumptious Pancakes?

[Metropolis Man]

Men, how many times have you pushed a stereo button looking like you'd just gotten off a horse? Well, say goodbye to those bow-legged days! Your stereo needs Bow Creme. Just apply liberally to all knobs and surfaces and your problems are musically and magically straightened out!

[pallyndrome]

This will show that contortionist!

[simfulicious]

"Welcome to WBLT, the only radio station on the planet to give sims ballet training over the airwaves.  Today we will begin with Plies.  Down one, two, and up one, two.  And repeat."

[Swede1992]

After the misfortune of Arthur Putey, an international storm of ambitious up-and-comers started practising in order to impress John Cleese with their silly walks.

[bshag]

"See, I told you what would happen if I worked out too long!  It's going to take me an hour to get my leg to straighten out!"

[Valadhiel]

I should not have tried that move.  I really shouldn't have tried that move.  I really, REALLY shouldn't have tried that move.  The pain ... the EXCRUCIATING pain!!  When they tell Sims "Don't try this at home" ... they MEAN it!  *whimper*

[LaB]

"Oh okey cokey cokey, oh okey cokey cokey, oh okey cokey cokey,
knees bent, arms stretch, rah rah rah.
You put your left leg in, your left leg out, in out in AAARRHH"

[Melly,Miss]

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! My spandex keeps riding! Must twist to make it stop long enough to push this one little button. Ahh, Charlie Horse!!

[TommyT]

STOP -  Hammertime!

[Saltypaws]

Ok, who is the wise guy that put starch in my spandex, not good, not good.