So Aubrey needed a shack. Come on, every creature of the night needs a shack right?
The shack has a toilet and an outdoor bed.
How fancy.

So Aubrey decides to go meet her
next victim um.. husband. Aubrey hasn't been in a relationship since the 16th century and being a Charismatic, Flirty, Lucky, Virtuoso, Party Animal this should be easy. Right?
Let's head to the theatre to get a job and see if we find some
meat men.

Hmm.. no men. Drat. To the park!
Where are all the men? Church?
Wait. Look a Goth man that I can drink blood from! Oops, I mean marry.
Yes. Go Aubrey start your flattering of the prey.
Soon you shall move in together and have a kid

Aubrey: What!?
Me: Aubrey it’s a legacy you need a demon spawn.
Aubrey: No! I hate children
Me: I have raised you well. Now start flirting with the prey.
Aubrey: Wait. I’m a vampire, shouldn’t I sparkle?
Me: Have you been watching that Netflix of Twilight again? Vampires with self respect don’t sparkle. Now stop talking to the voice in your head and get back to Brandon, the future father of your babies.

What? It worked.

How about marriage?

I’m on fire!
Aubrey: Wait, I just met the guy and now I’m engaged, when do I drink his blood?
Me: Not yet. Sleep in his bed at his house, take a shower, go to work, plan a wedding, get married, do normal legacy stuff
Aubrey: Wait how many other legacies have you created?
Me: Umm… 4?
Aubrey: I knew there was someone else! Don’t ever speak to me again!
Me: Oh Jeez, are you really THAT temperamental when your hungry.
That’s it for now. What happens next? Can vampires even get pregnant? Will she succumb to her thirst? When will I get baby making?
[Edit: I removed the comment about your personal life. -Pam]