Caption Contest #2 (May 2010)

[Metropolis Man]

Caption Contest #2 (May 2010)

Calling all witty writers! Bring your best one-liners and step up to the mic for another edition of our ongoing Caption Contest. Rules are as follows:

Caption Phase: Everyone (including staff) is allowed ONE caption during Caption Phase (approximately two weeks). Captions must be 50 words or less. You're forbidden to make any additional posts in this thread during Caption Phase. If you don't understand something, send a PM. Remember to use proper grammar and punctuation. Something won't be very funny if there are typos in it.

Favorites Phase: After about two weeks staff will close Caption Phase and open Favorites Phase with a new poll. Favorites Phase will last an additional two weeks. During Favorites Phase you can participate in the poll and choose your favorite 3 captions. You are not allowed to vote on your own caption.

After Favorites Phase is complete, staff will close the contest, and based on the poll results, a winner will be announced.

Have fun!

Here is the photo for Caption Contest #2 —

[Swede1992]

Hmm, I pickaxed a hole in the barrel. Gold flowed out. Logic: I can buy the new Ambitions pack with this much gold! Who wants to carry around some heavy, probably-wine, barrel when you've gotten 10 gold pieces?

[LaB]

Ouch!! I should be more careful with this pickaxe, next time I might take my bum cheek right off!!

[Metropolis Man]

After eating the new ultra high fiber "Shock and Awe" Golden Grahams, Itchy Reardon stares in amazement at the result.

[samoht04]

Bob Newbie, after hurting his backside, then smelt a wonderfull smell of grilled cheese leaving behind the priceless artifact and pile of gold which were ready for the taking. The lure of that good ol' grilled cheese is enough to distract the most logical of sims...

[RubyLovesSims]

Okay, there's one bit of the puzzle, behind the barrel. And I know the other one is here somwhere!

[Saltypaws]

Have creepy crawlies in your pants from all those traps?  Try the all new Pick Axe Bug remover, only $19.99 at your local store.  (It will set you free, among other things)

[AriaGirl77]

Gold nuggets?  Check.  And double check!

[Leto85]

'Mom! I'm lost in the basement again! But I find your purse. Or at least the content of it.'

[BabyJo]

[edited for language—MM] those bean burritos! If I make any kind of move, it's going to come straight out!

I had to clean up your language a bit. If you want to edit your post to clean everything and remove my additions, that's fine — Metro.

[Intelman]

"Shoot, I tore my pants."

[Wova4]

The shower-in-a-can never gets that spot.

[TommyT]

Wait, are those the same coins that I...

[bshag]

Aha, gold coins...let me just drop me pickaxe, bend over and get...OW, my hip! my hip!

[Schipperke]

Darn it, I shouldn't have put those **** Red Assassin bugs in my back pocket.

[Delgar]

Midas was a fool! Now I have an unlimited supply of free gold, if only it didn't burn so much on the way out...